bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh)

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You are not designed for everyone to like you.

(via deionpage)

This should be our least concern but somehow it became our greatest.

(via lisarcharles)

(Source: hedonistpoet)

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Lord Byron, no

Everyone who knew him, probably (via fyeahgothicromance)

(Source: reginaldshoe)

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kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

(Source: odios)

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charlesdrawsthings:

oshkeet

(Source: etsy.com)

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

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fandom-freak-presents:

queenkickass:

guys

guys

guys

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

(Source: halliebadger)

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nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

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tokomon:

Suzanne is so important

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@earldibblesjr]

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(Source: artp0op)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]

tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]

(Source: oatmeal)

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(Source: College Humor)

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gogosavvy:

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

Too late! Hahaha

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